A few favorite recent quotes from Twitter:
"The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want." - Ben Stein
"If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe." - Abraham Lincoln".
"Winter is an etching, Spring a watercolor, Summer an oil painting, and Autumn a mosaic of them all." - Stanley Horowitz
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau
And some favorite one-liners:
I hear the invisible man is having a fight with a ghost... I just can't see that happening.
I may be addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop at any time.
I wanted to thank my co-worker for letting me use her thesaurus, but I couldn't find the words.
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